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• Me: When do you think those dating robots will be widely available?
• Me: I mean, is it worth waiting or no?
• Shawn Morrison: I've heard rumors of early 2010.
• Shawn Morrison: But they're being made by Microsoft.
• Shawn Morrison: They're gonna be super hot, totally life-like.
• Shawn Morrison: But you've gotta question that release date.
• Shawn Morrison: Also the "penis mangling" issue when it crashes.
• Me: Why is EVERYTHING A GAMBLE???