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Aug 18th / Monday / '08

back to basics

things that one may find acceptable in an office:

  • computers
  • people working
  • snacks

things that one may find unacceptable in an office:

  • accessory dogs
  • accessory dogs allowed to run around and distract people
  • accessory dogs sniffing suspiciously at your purse
  • your goddamn dog, get it out of here.

for clarity, let me once again stress ‘accessory’ dog. this lesson is for people who actually have these things.