dick enlargement regulation protocol (DERP)

• niktato: Aco's dick got smaller
• niktato: cause he couldn't recall xenosaga
• niktato: and i knew of an anime that he didnt
• Rentun: how much smaller we talking
• Aco: about as small as pen10
• Rentun: pen10s are actually very large and unweildy
• Rentun: they're just not very feature-rich
• Aco: you would know
• Rentun: yeah, I'm still rocking oldschool
• Rentun: unfortunately, pen10 compliance is almost non-existant lately, so I really do have to upgrade
• Rentun: pen15 is pretty much the industry standard as of now
• Aco: ya but every one knows that pen24 is the new hottness
• Aco: only those in the know are actually down with using it
• Aco: its got a kind of hipsteresque thing going on
• Rentun: they've gotta work out the bugs first
• Rentun: not a very stable platform as of yet
• Aco: ya if you run it in a virtual sex environment (VSE)
• Rentun: yeah, you really need virtualization nowadays though
• Aco: but if you root it and use it at the lowest level possible its perfect
• Aco: of course thats a little esoteric for most
• Rentun: true, I dunno if I'm comfortable with running a pen24 natively though
• Aco: too hardcore for you?
• Rentun: doesn't give you much recourse as far as system failures go
• Aco: ya downtime is just an absolute bitch
• Rentun: pen24s are for people living on the edge
• Rentun: little too risky for my tastes
• Rentun: but I can't argue with that feature set
• Rentun: I hear it can go from flaccid to completely boned up in 3 seconds flat
• Rentun: pretty insane boot time