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Apr 13th / Wednesday / '11

how to make an anime series:

easy peasy, man:

  • decide how the world was or will be destroyed.
  • pick a landscape for your dystopia.
  • pick two: western, future, spaceships, desert, old-timey, gundams, tuxedos, cyborgs, androids, demons.
  • make sure there is at least one large-breasted, hyper-sexualized female character.
  • give her a gun, ninja skills or bone-crushing strength.
  • add some bounty hunters.
  • ensure there are various physically-impossible-to-wield weapons and plenty of sexual tension.

congratulations! you have plotted out an anime series.

expand this to 24 episodes, release some merch, make bank and call it a day.

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  4. sparkplug said: oh lawdy!
  5. derpkneenar reblogged this from inky and added:
    Untrue. You need plot. OP is sour douchebag whose own dreams never came true
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  8. meekstape said: you should change the title to: how to make a 90s anime. because the formula has changed drastically!
  9. notentirely said: excellent!
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