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Jun 20th / Friday / '08
So if at any point during intercourse, your partner starts screaming, “OH NO, MY BODY IS ON FIRE AND I CAN’T BREATHE,” your response should not be, “THAT’S RIGHT, MY DONG IS THE LOST ARK OF THE COVENANT AND YOUR VAGINA IS THE NAZIS.
oh LOL from cracked.com’s list of the 6 most terrifying allergies
(re: allergic reaction to semen)
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