the image above illustrates an overwhelmingly rude gesture of a woman on the subway today.

i was happily reading my sheet music, we were a stop away from union square, and this beast just stands the fuck up. no more reading for me, i can barely access the pole, and now i have a face-full of disgusting, frizzy hair.

i started to get all huffy puffy pissed off. and then, i don’t know what happened, but i went into loki-mode. we pull into union square, and this woman is obviously impatient to get off the car. so impatient that she can’t possibly contain herself by remaining seated.

i assessed which way she wanted to exit, placed myself directly in front of her, and ensured that we were the last people to leave the car.