kat is one of my favorite conversationalists

• me: you realize we are practically men
• kat: feminine looking men
• kat: and the sad thing is, i love girly things
• me: i fucking spend hours painting my nails
• kat: my hair straightener is my most valuable tool i own
• kat: i would literally kill a human being to save a puppy
• kat: but girls, i just don't understand
• kat: i understand them in theory like i know what they're thinking and how they'll react but i just can't put myself in that position