old email from rentun

Ms. Guinta,
Good afternoon. It seems that you are away from AIM right now, so this would be the most appropriate time to tell you this.
Your away messages are large cause of friction and productivity loss for the company. We never know if you’re away or not. See the proceeding log for a reference.

Snife2: don’t tell me that song inspired you to sleep on a futon
Snife2: and fuck jesus
Snife2: stop putting away messages up when you’re there
Snife2: it confuses me
Snife2: NIK
Snife2: NIK
Snife2: NIK
Snife2: NIK

This cannot be tolerated any longer. I would advise you to either put up a different away message when you’re actually away, or start taking them down when you are at your terminal.
Failure to take some course of action regarding this matter will result in your immediate termination at the authority of the board of directors.

Thank you.

-The Management