May 2007
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mom: what did the driveway look like?
me: i didn't look
mom: were there big machines?
me: ..yeah
mom: so there were big machines, and they're at the house
me: yes.
*-----------------------*
shari: your driveway was all chopped up
me: oh! awesome. were there big machines?
small victories
nikpudding: phonetics
nikpudding: go
nikpudding: phoenetics?
osGb`: phonix
nikpudding: plate tectonics
osGb`: lol
osGb`: you win
nikpudding: :D!
merlin, xkcd →
mosquitos ;_;
nikography: http://edis.ifas.ufl.edu/images/1745096766
nikography: o_O
joe: hm~
joe: would you
joe: fucking
joe: why the
joe: FUCK
joe: do you do this
joe: cut it out
nikography: lol
nikography: sorry
nikography: :(
joe: im trying to infinite here
joe: and you're shitting all over it
joe: ;_;
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“you’re so bad at following coherent thought processes sometimes”
– joe
joe @ tumblr →
“all straight lines circle sometime. you said “somewhere there’s a...”
– the weakerthans, this is a firedoor never leave open
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adam @ tumblr →
“And I cant tell you how many distractions I’ve had to face while coding a...”
– random commenter named daniel, from this article
emotions
nikpudding: i have emotions to let out in the form of detached and intellectualized humor
osGb`: you have emotions?
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“and your metaphors (as mixed as you can make them) are linked, like days,...”
– the weakerthans
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“you have to pwn bitches or they will pwn you”
– xenu. RE: love advice, do not seek it from #/r/
serious business.
fwarg: I forgot how seriously people still take the internet
cake: their entire social lives consist of roleplaying with each others e-cocks
lord_niax: true
fwarg: true story
nikpudding: very true
lol, internet
..................LAST NIGHT CIRCA 11: 47 PM:
xx: i could sleep with a drunk girl tonight
xx: who is not a succubi
Gackto: DUN DUN DUN
xx: or i can sleep alone and improve my blue balls condition
Gackto: Blue balls all the way.
xx: good call
..................TODAY:
xx: i wasnt that drunk!
nikpudding: you consulted an entire chat room
nikpudding: about if you should have sex with a girl
nikpudding: AS
nikpudding: you were in the current situation
xx: LOL
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old email from rentun
Ms. Guinta, Good afternoon. It seems that you are away from AIM right now, so this would be the most appropriate time to tell you this. Your away messages are large cause of friction and productivity loss for the company. We never know if you’re away or not. See the proceeding log for a reference. Snife2: don’t tell me that song inspired you to sleep on a futon Snife2: and fuck...
“the file cant hug back. it cant feel, or offer advice. it can only make you more...”
– joe
really awesome & creepy deep-sea creatures →
going through logs in current.txt
Rentun: why do you need those? Just push your own horns out of your head.
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Rentun: you should keep a pile of computer parts at your house
Rentun: and if the guy can't assemble a bootable machine in under 30 minutes from them
Rentun: he's not allowed to have sex with you.
(edited for excessive vulgarity) XD
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gojirarawr: and you made me
gojirarawr: more confused
gojirarawr: where the point of i >= a vector with a sizeof 255, and confused was filling the memory location of the 256 index
“my fury’s rising faster than bus-fares. could someone clarify why-...”
– the weakerthans
zaxflame
Zaque: OMFG I FOUND THE CUTEST GIRL EVER
Gackto: Is she dead?
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damnit.
fwarg: to discuss The Office
Rathmar: I like that show also
fwarg: did you watch the season 3 finale?
nikpudding: i saw that once?
nikpudding: with david spade?
Rathmar: no
nikpudding: o_O
fwarg: no
fwarg: D:
Rathmar: no nik
Rathmar: that's another show
fwarg: you just..
fwarg: GOD DAMNIT
fwarg: I NEED RENTUN
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“You say that like all women are as emotionally consistent as one another....”
– anon of /b/
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#/r/ at 2:45 AM
fwarg: ghetto is an italian word
osGb`: hot
fwarg: italians eat pizza
osGb`: hot
fwarg: and I love pizza
fwarg: therefore
osGb`: hot
fwarg: fwarg = ghetto
osGb`: hot
hanks: pizza is a nice guy
osGb`: hot
fwarg: and
......
hanks: OH NO
Gackto: IT BEGINS
fwarg: UH OH
Gackto: MORTAL KOMBAAAATTT
hanks: you BROKE the FOURTH wall
fwarg: there's a wall?
*endless spam ensues*
rescued from an epic thread
HOUSE: You have 2 cows. One’s sick, but its not lupus.
THE BORG COLLECTIVE: You have two cows. The Borg assimilate you and the cows. Milking becomes irrelevant.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
HEDONISM: You have 2 cows. Apologize for nothing.
CAPCOMISM: You have 2 cows. You press Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left Right, B,...
“Imagine not eating anything at all for a day or 2. Then someone puts a delicious...”
– anon of /b/
“I’m a designer, that’s what I do, that’s what you pay me for:...”
– client quotes
telephones
Rentun: I really need to start answering my phone
Gackto: I wouldn't. There are advanced psionic tone pulses that can be transmitted via a regular telephone wire, into an RJ11 then into your ear that makes you urinate your pants on the spot.
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xkcd // 'certainty' →
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last episode of dexter
jessica: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE GOT DEXTER!
jessica: FUCKING SHIT.
jessica: TOO SUSPENSFUL.
jessica: I need oatmeal.
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“AND NIK, what the hell is a N00D(z)?”
– jesssss! rofl forever
“i can kill a man, dismember his body and be home in time for letterman. but...”
– dexter (tv show)
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