October 2007
41 posts
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synackal: "nik do you know what a boy does when hes alone?"
synackal: "its called unix"
nik-: masturbates
synackal: "i can show you how if you want"
synackal: "i think you would like it very much"
synackal: nik "okay, but im a little nervous, can we go slow?"
synackal: "yes nik but its meant for utlitari-----" nik "PRETTY"
“push and push and push till it hurts did it on ritalin, i got me some good...”
– matthew good band. one of the things i enjoy so much about them [the band] is that while other artists / writers / musicians like to paint a dystopian future, they create metaphors to show how we [may] have already reached that point.
iA: the future of news, book preview [PDF] →
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“Creativity is a type of learning process where the teacher and pupil are located...”
– arthur koestler
information architecture models →
brain_ejaculate
narcotics, galaxies and orgasms. everything experimental, time addicts anonymous. rotten behavior protocol screams machine deprivation! terminal electric disorders, live dormantly inside of us.
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“I also point out how, despite all the evidence of total public-education...”
– american kids, dumber than dirt
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“your yeast factory is from wayne?”
– joe. where yeast factory = girlfriend.
Windows vs. Mac
All I ever read and hear is that one is ultimately better than the other. This post itself is a very incomplete thought- but there are two points in particular I’d like to raise that have been bugging me for some time. If you have a good understanding of computers, you can probably fix your own problems. That said, you can handle Windows. I make it work for me just fine, in fact- so well...
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while coding..
self: damnit fancy background flourish, why won't you go to your correct position in IE 6?!
self_2: maybe you should try setting the top: value to a negative number to push it up.
self: come on, don't be silly. why would they allow negative values for positioning? that would kind of throw logic and structure out the window.
self_2: well, do *something* before you smash your head into the desk.
self: *tries it*
self: ................oh what the- (it worked)
edit: okay, joe brought up a valid point. sliding animations from off screen in javascript. but damnit, this is just ridiculous!
“And really, who doesn’t go camping in the city? When you get hungry you just...”
– urban camping
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princess peach goes 'sexy' →
lol?!?! omnus, i’m thinking of you.
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“People who don’t hesitate to create new things in other media — who happily...”
– erin mckean - neologotastic via ideas (hell yes!)
Kerouac's Essentials
1. submissive to everything, open, listening. 2. be in love with your life. 3. something that you feel will find its own form. 4. remove literary, grammatical and syntactical inhibition. 5. accept loss forever. 6. no fear or shame in the dignity of your experience, language and knowledge. These are some of my favorites from the infamous list.
web design survey report: 33,000 people [pdf] →
“you’re young until you’re not. you love until you don’t. you...”
– regina spektor, “on the radio”
wordpress theme hacks →
useful :D
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“A rabbi, an Arab, a robot, and a Catholic priest walk into a bar. Only the robot...”
– jokes made by robots, for robots via box of junk
OFFF Conference →
New Media. Tribeca Performing Arts Center, NYC. November 2nd, 3rd and 4th. Any other tumbloggers going?
wordplay wins
how do you stop an exploding man? how do you explode a stopping man? how do you man a stopping explode?
“It’s perhaps the ultimate case of cognitive dissonance: by YouTube’s...”
– Jeff Atwood via Bill Israel
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“An idea is a combination of other ideas.”
– from creative thinking hax
end if $conference="sold out"
All student passes to the Future of Web Design event in New York have sold out. What a cute pink badge to see just as I was about to order one. :’(
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“Sorry, but because you are located in the USA you cannot use the search features...”
– ?!?! what the hell.
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“DEFINE AND ROLL BITCH.”
– katherine
dante's browsers
wow, my parallels screenshot has been reposted quite a bit, and earned itself an awesome name!